Author : Todd AshIt does not take a NASA scientist to hypnotize somebody It most cases it is a mere suggestion that when suggested to another person action is taken

I have laerned some tips and techniques from the top ten hypnotists in the worls and found that I can can get people to almost anything I want I can get them to believe in things that do not exist or even drop the price on an item that I want to purchase by mere sugestion and by controlling my facial expressions and my voice

The power of suggestion You may have heard this before,well it really does work if you know how to unleash this power that alomost everyone posesses The gevernment has been using it for years and individuals that are very successful have been using it as well

When you see someone that is succeeding in life while you are left behind it isn’t because you are dumb it is because that person is attracting people to himself or herself and people are likin them for what ever reason

I am sure you have met a person or people in your life time that you a very drawn too That is because they have a natural form of hypnotism working for them You can learn how to use the same power that they posess and use it in your favor

I often get people to pay for my dinner or whatever I want them to It is quite simple and I simply use one part of hypnotism that works very well for me Thing thing that works best for me is the power of suggestion

I amsure you may have heard of Chris Angel,David Blain These are the best at hypnotisim They are showing you one thing and getting you to believe that you are seeing something else This is very popular with this type of attraction Keeping people minds busy with slight of hand is what they use

You can control people with your facial expressions and tone of voice There are certain words that you can say along with a special tone that will get most people to be more agreeable with and do just about anything you wan them to do

This is a fine art that I believe anyone can learn to do It can be used in business which it is or it can be used for fun In any case it would still be fun

I hypnotized some friends recently to purchase my wife and I dinner at a very expensive restaurant I did this just for fun and I let them in on the secret later as to what I had done and they were amuzed and they were under the impression that they wanted to pay for dinner even though I mentioned to them before we got to the restaurant that it was my treat and that it was not open for discussion

Here is what I did Just before dinner ended I brought up the topic of paying the bill I asked my friend if he had ever taken the bill from the waiter when it arrived and without looking at it simply paid the bill That is all the prompting that I did We continued drinking our cocktails and when the waiter brought the bill my friend took the bill from the waiter and did not even look at the total He pulled out his credit card and slipped it in to the bill carrier and payed for our meal

Later on the the ride home I asked him just out of curiosity home much was dinner and his response was that he did not know he never even looked that the bill

So does hypnosis work? You better believe and you can use this in just about any business situation or just with your friends So try it for yourself and you may discover one of your hidden abilities Learn More About The Hypnosis. Click Here For More Information

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Author : Jim PretinIf you’re like me, you spend hours surfing the internet looking for weird stuff that you’ve never seen or read about before During my extensive research one evening, as I scoured cyberspace to find some new and unusual crap to entertain myself with, I finally found what I was looking for

At about 2:00 A M on a Thursday night, I couldn’t relax, couldn’t sleep, so I traveled downstairs to the computer and went online to find some information about meditation or relaxation techniques to help me clear my head so I could fall asleep

On one of the websites I visited, there was a collection of links to various websites that teach meditation and relaxation techniques, such as yoga, Zen, and something called “open-eye meditation ” None of these things interested me, until I found a link to a website for something called “Remote Viewing & Remote Influencing ” This was intriguing, so I clicked through to the website

At the very top of the first page was the title, “Welcome to the Remote Viewing and Remote Influencing Information Page - Your Real Life Time Machine ” I sat forward in my chair, excited as can be “This is it,” I said to myself “This is the kind of weird crap I’ve been looking for ”

The information contained there was fascinating Remote viewing was allegedly developed by the CIA during the Cold War era, circa 1970, as a way to make use of our natural psychic potential to spy on the Russians without having to travel to the Soviet Union to do it Using remote viewing, by focusing one’s mental powers on a certain point in space and time, it is possible to view what is going on anywhere at anytime; past, present, or future

On the website, it also claimed that there were operatives who were trained in remote viewing and became so clairvoyant that they had to be locked underground in cages at different locales around the world One was locked in a cage in Brazil, another in an intelligence base near Washington, and the third in an underground facility in Paramus, NJ Yes, that’s right, Paramus, NJ!

After I finished reading about remote viewing, I arrived at the remote influencing part of the website, which was even more bizarre, but cool According to the information posted there, “remote influencing allows you to create your own fate and future, attracting the people and situations you want, and not be subject anymore to or addicted to the system of group consciousness ” Apparently, remote influencing is some sort of mind control technique which enables you to create any reality you desire, alter your appearance, and change the world as you see fit; to play god, sort of speak

The website never explained as to how one can actually learn to do this, though it did say that for $89 95 I could order their training tapes, which are backed by a 30-day money back guarantee Right above the order form on the website was written “Order now for only $89 95, and learn how to change the world and play God - or your money back!”

I thought to myself, “For only $89 95 I get to become the Lord! What a great deal!” But, by that time it was 3 A M , and since I was too tired to go back upstairs and get my credit card, I went back to bed The next day, I did some further research, and I found a message board where people were discussing remote viewing and remote influencing products they had ordered online, and they revealed that what was sent to them was nothing more than some relaxation tapes narrated by a man with an eerie voice, accompanied by some ethereal background music

So, are remote viewing and remote influencing proponents a bunch of quacks? Not necessarily The principles they teach are probably true for the most part They’re basically saying that we have the power within our own minds to control our destiny and to harness the power of the subconscious mind to do things that would seem supernatural to our conscious mind Personally, I do believe in the power of the mind and that we can break free from the shackles of consciousness to achieve a higher state of mental well-being

This is one of the basic tenets of Scientology, that people have the power within themselves to do amazing things So, despite having stumbled upon something that at first glance seemed like a scam or a bunch of empty nonsense, there was at least some wisdom imparted to me after having read through the information presented Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to my remote viewing class that starts in a half hour; we’re going to use remote viewing to try to find Bin Laden Jim Pretin is the owner of http://www.forms4free.com, a service that helps programmers make an HTML form

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Author : Jim PretinIf you’re like me, you spend hours surfing the internet looking for weird stuff that you’ve never seen or read about before During my extensive research one evening, as I scoured cyberspace to find some new and unusual crap to entertain myself with, I finally found what I was looking for

At about 2:00 A M on a Thursday night, I couldn’t relax, couldn’t sleep, so I traveled downstairs to the computer and went online to find some information about meditation or relaxation techniques to help me clear my head so I could fall asleep On one of the websites I visited, there was a collection of links to various websites that teach meditation and relaxation techniques, such as yoga, Zen, and something called “open-eye meditation ” None of these things interested me, until I found a link to a website for something called “Remote Viewing & Remote Influencing ” This was intriguing, so I clicked through to the website

At the very top of the first page was the title, “Welcome to the Remote Viewing and Remote Influencing Information Page - Your Real Life Time Machine ” I sat forward in my chair, excited as can be “This is it,” I said to myself “This is the kind of weird crap I’ve been looking for ”

The information contained there was fascinating Remote viewing was allegedly developed by the CIA during the Cold War era, circa 1970, as a way to make use of our natural psychic potential to spy on the Russians without having to travel to the Soviet Union to do it Using remote viewing, by focusing one’s mental powers on a certain point in space and time, it is possible to view what is going on anywhere at anytime; past, present, or future

On the website, it also claimed that there were operatives who were trained in remote viewing and became so clairvoyant that they had to be locked underground in cages at different locales around the world One was locked in a cage in Brazil, another in an intelligence base near Washington, and the third in an underground facility in Paramus, NJ Yes, that’s right, Paramus, NJ!

After I finished reading about remote viewing, I arrived at the remote influencing part of the website, which was even more bizarre, but cool According to the information posted there, “remote influencing allows you to create your own fate and future, attracting the people and situations you want, and not be subject anymore to or addicted to the system of group consciousness ” Apparently, remote influencing is some sort of mind control technique which enables you to create any reality you desire, alter your appearance, and change the world as you see fit; to play god, sort of speak

The website never explained as to how one can actually learn to do this, though it did say that for $89 95 I could order their training tapes, which are backed by a 30-day money back guarantee Right above the order form on the website was written “Order now for only $89 95, and learn how to change the world and play God - or your money back!”

I thought to myself, “For only $89 95 I get to become the Lord! What a great deal!” But, by that time it was 3 A M , and since I was too tired to go back upstairs and get my credit card, I went back to bed The next day, I did some further research, and I found a message board where people were discussing remote viewing and remote influencing products they had ordered online, and they revealed that what was sent to them was nothing more than some relaxation tapes narrated by a man with an eerie voice, accompanied by some ethereal background music

So, are remote viewing and remote influencing proponents a bunch of quacks? Not necessarily The principles they teach are probably true for the most part They’re basically saying that we have the power within our own minds to control our destiny and to harness the power of the subconscious mind to do things that would seem supernatural to our conscious mind Personally, I do believe in the power of the mind and that we can break free from the shackles of consciousness to achieve a higher state of mental well-being This is one of the basic tenets of Scientology, that people have the power within themselves to do amazing things So, despite having stumbled upon something that at first glance seemed like a scam or a bunch of empty nonsense, there was at least some wisdom imparted to me after having read through the information presented Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to my remote viewing class that starts in a half hour; we’re going to use remote viewing to try to find Bin Laden Jim Pretin is the owner of http://www.forms4free.com, a service that helps programmers make email forms.

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Author : Jim PretinIf you’ve ever been interested in making money on the internet, then at some point you’ve probably visited your favorite search engine and typed in one of the following phrases: “Make Money” - “Work From Home” - “Get Rich Online ” And, you’ve encountered some deliciously interesting results

My personal favorites are the websites that have a collage of a husband and wife living their lives blissfully One picture shows them holding each other lovingly Another picture shows them playing tennis on their own private court The next photo shows them standing in front of their private mansion inside of a gated community as they point to the home as if to say to you “Look at how big this thing is! With a house this size we must be telling the truth!” I especially like the pictures that show the lucky couple on their yacht, sailing in the Pacific, holding up a fish they caught that’s not even half as large as the lie they’re telling you about how they can teach you to make millions on the internet if you just fill out the email form on their website so they can begin sending you informative tidbits about making money that will “change your life ”

So with fervent anticipation, you fill out the email form on their website, and an autoresponder begins sending you a series of emails, usually spread 24 hours apart, about how this “revolutionary new system” has changed their lives and the lives of others they’ve recruited into their business As you’re reading the email, you start to ask yourself, “Hmmm I wonder what the heck this business actually is The website doesn’t say what the business is, and the email doesn’t say what the business is I wonder how these wonderful people are lining their pockets with so much cash?”

By the time they’ve sent you the fifth email, you’re so excited that you simply can’t hold out any longer, so you order their program, and then a few days later you receive a package in the mail What do you find inside? You find books and/or CD’s telling you how you can get rich online if you set up the same kind of website they did that tells people that they can get rich online if they purchase the same scam you just did I love it when this happens

Don’t get me wrong, some of these websites do actually have a legitimate service for which they want to train you so that you can resell it, such as being a vitamin distributor, or teaching people about internet marketing, or, my personal favorite, hosting and inviting people to Christian mentor conferences (I love that one) Yes, there are a slew of defrauders in cyberspace who actually try to convince people how they can “Get rich with Christian mentor conferences ” Jeez, if only I had thought of that Here I am working 10 hours a day with a legitimate company, all the while I could’ve been cashing in on those hot Christian mentor conferences

But, most of the time, there is no legitimate product or service whatsoever, and when there is, they’re usually like the stuff I’ve already mentioned - items or services that no one needs or wants, things that aren’t practical and don’t make any sense So, these charlatans have a very simple approach - they set up a convincing sales pitch, they keep pushing it by bombarding you with emails until you’re mouth is watering, then you place your order and they send you a business venture that is unremarkable or a waste of your time

I’m also a big fan of the Multi-Level-Marketing (MLM) scams that are pervading the internet these days Don’t you just adore these cute little MLM sycophants who call you at the dinner hour from a galaxy far, far away (I live in New Jersey, and I once got a call from someone in London, England, asking me if I wanted to team up with him and become part of his MLM campaign)? You’ve probably come across these MLM companies on the internet before They have this thing called a “downline” where you recruit people to join the business to sell some sort of newfangled product or device, and those people then recruit people, and the recruits of the recruits then recruit more recruits, until you have the entire population of planet Earth and half of the population of Jupiter in your downline, and you get a percentage of all of their sales The closer the recruit is to you in your downline, the higher the commission percentage you get For the recruits of the recruits of the recruits of the recruits, you get a smaller percentage of their sales, roughly 0 0000000000001%

The IRS is not a big fan of MLM’s as they are often scams, and often there’s no way you can make money if you’re at the bottom of a downline that consists of 30 or 40 people It’s the guys at the top, the ones who own the MLM, that make the real money, while you order the program and then make only a couple of sales; but since the owners of the company have recruited so many people into their program, a few sales apiece from thousands and thousands of recruited sales reps adds up to a substantial amount

So, the best advice you can extract from this reading is to only become involved with internet companies that offer a legitimate product or service If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is Jim Pretin is the proprietor of http://www.forms4free.com, a service that helps programmers make simple email forms for websites.

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Author : Brent WarnkenJeff Dunham has been called one of the funniest stand-up comics alive, and his show definitely enjoyable As a ventriloquist and excellent straight-man, Dunham has some of the funniest and most bizarre partners in the business These characters include Walter, the grouchy old curmudgeon; Jose Jalapeno, the talking jalapeno on a stick; Bubba J, the redneck NASCAR enthusiast; Achmed, the dead terrorist; and Peanut, the well he’s the purple one with lots of energy Whatever else happens in your week, you are certain to laugh when Jeff Dunham and his rag-tag band come on stage

Dunham famously said “It’s much harder to write clean It’s much easier to throw in a dirty word It’s like putting spice on bad food You have a dish that doesn’t taste very good Well throw a little spice her and there It’s the same thing with comedy, if your joke is not quite good enough, put the f-bomb in front of the punch line and it’s much funnier But if you remove it then it shows you the pure joke ” Dunham lives up to his quote, presenting intelligent and funny comedy routines that will have you laughing so hard you will barely be able to stand up, even if you take out the spice

Jeff Dunham tickets are a great way to get some of that therapeutic laughter that will make your crazy week seem that much better Dunham’s suitcase full of comic characters will have you gasping as you laugh yourself senseless in your seat He has used his incredible skill as a ventriloquist to create a group of characters that that are easily recognizable because of their unusual appearances and unique qualities Dunham found the diamond in the rough with a group of characters that could just as easily belong to a circus or a mental institute, if Dunham had not come along and recognized their potential As he has been heard saying: “These guys are my secret weapon, there’s some sort of unspoken rule that allows them to say things that no mere human could ever get away with, and it’s all under the guise of comedy ”

Jeff Dunham has been labeled a pop culture phenomenon, and it is no wonder as he has amassed a huge following that continues to laugh uproariously at his jokes The entertainment value is definitely worth seeing, and you will not regret a night that you spent with Jeff Dunham, as his comedy team is one of the best On the slight chance that you have never experienced the comic magic of Jeff Dunham’s live show, then he recently posted some hilarious Valentine’s Day messages along with Walter, of course Jeff’s are genuinely charming and Walter is well, Walter This is one show that is bound to bring out the giggles, if not the full-fledged laughter that you have been missing during these mid-winter blues And if that is not enough, you are certain to enjoy the excited antics of the puppets, whose entertainment value is through the roof Tickets may be sold out, but you can still get them online This article was written by Brent Warnken and sponsored by StubHub. StubHub sells Jeff Dunham tickets as well as tickets for many other theatrical performances, concerts, sports events and special events.

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Author : Steve WyrostekAs an internet copywriter, I listen for words And
being a songwriter (albeit, an obscure one) myself, I appreciate what goes into the lyric writing part of it-matching words to appropriate music, trying to come up with meaning and lyrical hooks

But sometimes, writers get a case of the word dropsy’s-lapses into bad grammar, lazy language or words that bewilder Some even succumb to the most dreaded of all writer ailments- banality Cliche ridden drivel

Please note that many of the song writer’s songs spotlighted below also have written wonderful, even profound lyrics

Plus, I write, I love to write and I love words

Not these, though

Today’s the Day by America

Not that I’m the grammar Gestapo but the last two lines of this song by grate on my inner and outer ear

Hold me close
You turn nighttime into day
And you’re the most
Brightest star that lights my way

The most brightest? What is that? It’s either the most bright or the brightest Did we miss that elementary school grammar class? ARGHHHH!

I Am I Said, Crackin’ Rosie and Holly Holy by Neil Diamond

Here are three lines bullets by the prince lyrical bewilderment- Neil Diamond In fact, these are so bereft of clarity, they could have defined the sixties- a hazy decade if there ever was one

I Am I Said- I am I said to no one there and no one heard at all, not even the chair
Cracklin’ Rosie- Cracklin’ Rosie get on board- we gonna ride till there ain’t no more to go
Holly Holy- Holly Holy Night, dream of only me

Now, I don’t know much, but suspect it takes lot of nerve (or numbness) to sing these words, written in the late sixties and early seventies, in the current century

Africa by Toto

Even though the meaning of the words is a mystery to me, I unfortunately really like this tune That’s what makes it so vexing

It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

No matter how much research I do, I can’t make sense of this chorus It appears that every line except the first is, well, incomprehensible
But my favorite is the last line I have just one question about it-

HOW DO YOU DO THE THINGS WE NEVER HAD???

Time of Your Life by Green Day

Tattoo some memories and dead skin on trial
For what it’s worth, it was worth all the while

Not only is the first line of this couplet unclear, it’s loaded with some unpleasant images (dead skin, on trial, tattoo)

So, instead of that line how about this?

Breathe deep, and reflect inside a smile
For what it’s worth, it was worth all the while (this is a great line, I think)

Macarthur Park by Richard Harris

Macarthur Park is melting in the dark
all the sweet green icing flowing down

As if that isn’t bad enough, this distressing cake metaphor goes on-

Someone left the cake out in the rain

And on-

I don’t think I can take it
Cause it took so long to bake it

And on-

And I’ll never have that recipe again
OH NO!

OH NO is right!

Fly Songs

I go into cringe mode when I hear a song with the word fly in the title You can almost plot the rhymes the first time you hear them Hmmm- could the next rhyme be sky- or maybe- high?

Fly Away by Lenny Kravitz

Fly Away
I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly

I Believe I Can Fly by R Kelly

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

I don’t know if lines get any more banal or cliched then this However, I don’t know that the word dragonfly has appeared in too many tunes Or if in fact, they can fly high (Though, they do fly fast I discovered- buzzing along at a top speed of up to 60mph)

Having My Baby by Paul Anka

But from the songwriter who gave us the classic line- I ate it up and spit it out from My Way, comes lyrics that well, hit a low that few lyrics have reached

The need inside you, I see it showin’
Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin’?
Are you happy you know it? That you’re
Havin’ my baby-
Didn’t have to keep it
Wouldn’t put ya through it
You could have swept it from your life
But you wouldn’t do it, no, you wouldn’t do it

Decorum prevents me from going on

But where there’s banality, majesty exists, where there’s lack of comprehension, clarity rules and where there are cliches, poetry soars

Next- the Top Ten most majestic, clear and poetic pop song lyrics Steve Wyrostek MBA, BA, Internet Copywriter

From websites to articles to white papers- all writing includes keyword research/placement, rewrites and proofreading.

Contact Steve at 847-803-6991
steve@noclichecopy.com
http://www.noclichecopy.com

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