Author : Jan MichaelsGrowing old does have one benefit experience So, I am continuing here to share my vast pool of knowledge Of course my girlfriend can’t resist telling me I need to clean the pool, but here’s the list anyway

1 If you do anything that gets your hands wet, soapy or dirty, your nose WILL itch

2 When you give your email out anywhere on the Internet, you will soon learn all you never wanted to know about body part enhancements

3 A cat does not love you It simply allows you to live with it IF you pet, feed and clean it’s litter box on a regular basis Otherwise, you’re history

4 Your Co-Workers, on the other hand, DO love you at least as long as you continue to give them good stuff to talk about when you aren’t around

5 You are NOT the master of your fate Your mother is And when you get married, your wife is

6 Life is beautiful Life sucks life is beautiful life sucks Repeat as necessary

7 There is a chip in all cars that keeps them from starting unless you stroke the dashboard correctly and sincerely mean it when you say “Come on baby you can do it”

8 Computers will only work correctly when you DON’T need them to

9 A kiss is just a kiss, and a smile is just a smile, but a baby is forever

10 There is no such thing as a ghost that can haunt you except in your own mind

11 Nothing is carved in stone other than what will happen if you forget your other half’s birthday or anniversary

12 No matter how hard you try, you will NEVER be able to fold laundry according to your spouse’s instructions

13 Anything you think will happen, won’t and anything you think won’t happen, will

14 Love is a two way street unless you are on the freeway and then there may be lots of exits before you get somewhere
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